what i want to be...
what i wanted to be when i was just a little boy?
1986 5 years old : Astronaut
1991 10 years old: Prime minister
1996 15 years old: Computer guru
2001 20 years old: Engineer
Coming soon to the age of 24 in about one month time, I'm rethinking my ambition.... Matching my capabilities, interests as well as my paper qualifications... These are the potential jobs available to me....
job no. 1 :Pimp
This is one job that allows me to persue what i am good at.. 'FACILITATING'... No real work needed. I just need to facilitate a transaction between two willing parties, and earn a commission by just facilitating the deal. How difficult can that be?? Just a call and my customer will be able to get his jane, mary and/or ann... Demanding customer? no problem, i will answer the govt call for greater service by going the extra mile to provide the customer with value added services... if female in nurse costume doesnt suit u, nevermind, i will get you the maid's attire... if not then how about policeman clothes??? (*handcuff and baton sold separately*)
job no. 2: Librarian
everyone seems to think that i go to arts canteen just to beo arts gals... whats so great about those flesh baring gals who wear super minis and shorts?? any wild thoughts and imaginations have been destroyed by them 'unknowingly' revealing their erm.... so i guess my next suitable job will be a librarian... I will then be able to sit in front of the main door, and beo all those bespectacled, well covered girls who have troubles holding on to 6 thick library books... wa... how wonderful life will be ...
job no. 3: Lifeguard
enough of those baywatch, whereby the lifeguard is so damn busy trying to save drowning man every single minute.. I will be one of those lifeguards in some ulu private swimming pool, where the drowning probability is 1 in a trillion.. i will spend my days rubbing my flab tummy in the sun... experts say that doing so is good for blood circulation, makes ur tummy even bigger... i will also get to put on my shades, and pretend that its just part of my job, a perk that i get for sleeping on the job...
wa... my life is so full of opportunities....
and its all happening in another 7 mths time....
1986 5 years old : Astronaut
1991 10 years old: Prime minister
1996 15 years old: Computer guru
2001 20 years old: Engineer
Coming soon to the age of 24 in about one month time, I'm rethinking my ambition.... Matching my capabilities, interests as well as my paper qualifications... These are the potential jobs available to me....
job no. 1 :Pimp
This is one job that allows me to persue what i am good at.. 'FACILITATING'... No real work needed. I just need to facilitate a transaction between two willing parties, and earn a commission by just facilitating the deal. How difficult can that be?? Just a call and my customer will be able to get his jane, mary and/or ann... Demanding customer? no problem, i will answer the govt call for greater service by going the extra mile to provide the customer with value added services... if female in nurse costume doesnt suit u, nevermind, i will get you the maid's attire... if not then how about policeman clothes??? (*handcuff and baton sold separately*)
job no. 2: Librarian
everyone seems to think that i go to arts canteen just to beo arts gals... whats so great about those flesh baring gals who wear super minis and shorts?? any wild thoughts and imaginations have been destroyed by them 'unknowingly' revealing their erm.... so i guess my next suitable job will be a librarian... I will then be able to sit in front of the main door, and beo all those bespectacled, well covered girls who have troubles holding on to 6 thick library books... wa... how wonderful life will be ...
job no. 3: Lifeguard
enough of those baywatch, whereby the lifeguard is so damn busy trying to save drowning man every single minute.. I will be one of those lifeguards in some ulu private swimming pool, where the drowning probability is 1 in a trillion.. i will spend my days rubbing my flab tummy in the sun... experts say that doing so is good for blood circulation, makes ur tummy even bigger... i will also get to put on my shades, and pretend that its just part of my job, a perk that i get for sleeping on the job...
wa... my life is so full of opportunities....
and its all happening in another 7 mths time....
posted by junKiT | 11:43 PM
4 Comments:
Hahaha
No. 1... Hey man if u do become a pimp i be ur hench man... wonderfully witten...
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Wow... Good one man junkit... What if Mary or Jane is not enough to satisfy me? Will you throw in a Peter or Jack too?
As for the bespectacled gals in the library, is it a case of Sleeping Tigress, Crouching Junkit? Haha...
pimp style my friend. how u gonna get ur 'hos? honestly...i don't think u should go for the pimpin'...not only do you facilitate, but you have to maintain standards by, erm, test-driving the system yourself before others have a go...
trust me...u don't want to exploitative...that's not you my friend...
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